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Cooking Mirelurk Queen Steak and Mystery Meat Wrapped Nukalurk

Welcome to the gastronomic adventure of VideoGame Eats, where we craft your favorite foods from your favorite video games! Join Jeremiah and Kevin as they concoct an array of mouthwatering dishes straight from the wasteland.

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The culinary adventures of the Wasteland never cease to amaze, especially when bacon is involved! Scientists, in their quest for gastronomic greatness, stumbled upon a peculiar find: mystery bacon from the infamous Nuka-World Raiders. Now, you might be wondering, what’s so mysterious about bacon? Well, when our intrepid dweller went to collect it, there wasn’t a pig in sight! But who needs pigs when you’ve got glowing bacon straight from the Wasteland? The Nukalurk’s belly, when paired with this enigmatic bacon, creates a dish that not only tastes amazing but also glows with a captivating blue hue.

In the pursuit of culinary excellence, scientists have unlocked the secret to tastier food: stuffing as many delicious ingredients into each other as possible! Take, for instance, the mouthwatering combination of lump crabmeat, Nukalurk meat, and cream cheese. Sure, it may sound unconventional, but trust us, it’s a flavor explosion waiting to happen! So, the next time you’re in the Wasteland and stumble upon some mysterious bacon, don’t hesitate to get creative in the kitchen. After all, in the world of post-apocalyptic cuisine, delicious discoveries await around every corner!

Ingredients:

Mirelurk Queen Steak:

Preheat your oven to 350°F and line a baking sheet with foil for easy cleanup.

Heat some canola oil in a medium sauté pan or skillet over medium-high heat. Toss in the scallions and mushrooms, cooking until they’re softened, roughly 5 minutes. Then, add the spinach and cook until it wilts down, about 2 minutes. Once done, take it off the heat and let it cool. Once cool, give the veggies a good squeeze to remove any excess liquid.

In a small bowl, mix together the cooked veggies, crabmeat, cream cheese, lemon juice, and a dash of celery salt. Lay out your salmon fillets on the prepared baking sheet and season them with a bit of salt and pepper. Now, make a small lengthwise incision along each fillet, being careful not to slice all the way through. Divide your crabmeat mixture in half and stuff it into the incisions, piling any extra stuffing on top of each fillet.

Pop your stuffed salmon in the oven and bake for 18 to 20 minutes, just until the stuffing starts to turn a delicious golden brown. Then, get ready to enjoy a seafood sensation that’s as easy to make as it is scrumptious!

  • 1 1/2 tablespoon canola oil
  • 2 scallions, green and white parts sliced
  • 3 white mushrooms, sliced
  • 1/2 cup spinach, measured then chopped
  • 1/2 cup lump crabmeat
  • 1/4 cup cream cheese, at room temperature
  • 3 teaspoons capers
  • 1/2 teaspoon celery salt
  • Two 4-ounce salmon fillets
  • Salt and pepper

Mystery Meat-Wrapped Nukalurk:

Preheat the oven to 425°F. In a large bowl, coat the scallops with melted butter. In another large bowl, mix the brown sugar, cumin, fenugreek, and cayenne pepper. Add the bacon slices to the bowl and generously season by tossing. Wrap each scallop with a slice of bacon and secure with a toothpick. Season the wrapped scallops with salt and pepper. Arrange all the scallops on a rack inside a deep baking dish. Roast in the oven for 15 minutes. Then, flip them and roast for another 15 minutes until the scallops are fully cooked and the bacon turns crispy.

  • 12 sea scallops
  • 3 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
  • 1/3 cup Brown Sugar
  • 1 teaspoon ground cumin
  • 1 teaspoon ground fenugreek
  • 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper
  • 6 slices of bacon
  • Salt and black pepper